a turtleneck keeps your neck warm and you don't need to hide under a pile of scarfs. a turtleneck makes you look like a 90's style icon without even trying to make an effort. a turtleneck can be worn everywhere. a turtleneck can be (and should be) worn by everyone.
seriously, i'm raising a glass for this amazing invention.
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